[raided by SEC] Manifold's first completely legal Ponzi Scheme! [>Ṁ50 000 PAID OUT!] [GET RICH QUICK]
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As far as I'm aware there are no rules agains this and come on, first time's free!
Here's how this goes:
To participate you LEAVE A COMMENT and add a multiple of 100M to the bounty:

You can at any point purchase more slots by adding a multiple of M100 to the bounty, any amount above a multiple of M100 will be ignored (M69 buys 0 slots, M420 buys 4, and so on) and can be refunded if you request it.

Purchased slots cannot be refunded.

With each slot purchased M75 will be redistributed evenly to all previous participants (within 5 minutes, thanks to a bot running on AWS). The other 25% will be used to cover operational costs of this completely legitimate enterprise.

The total profit for each user is rounded up and paid out when amount owed exceeds payout threshold (by default 5 to limit spam). You can add "minimum_payout=X" anywhere in any of your comments to set your own value.

Additionally anybody who pledges at least M600 to this market will be eligible for an airdrop of our exclusive Normal Monkey JPG Club Monkey Picture delivered straight to your comment replies!

Now not only will you be financially secure thanks to never ending dividends from the market but also own one Public Domain Picture of a Monkey, yours to use in any way you want, and who knows how valuable those might become!

BAG HOLDING INSURANCE POLICY:
If the scheme ever comes to an end (I'm thinking something like 2 months with no new participants) the last 5 slots will be awarded M250 each to reward their belief in our services. That means you don't need to worry about being the last to invest, you can still profit.


Your potential profits are infinite, the sooner you join the more you make!
Official profit tracker now also automated!
You can purchase insurance in case of regulatory overreach under those links:
/CodeandSolder/will-manifolds-first-completely-leg
/CodeandSolder/will-the-manifold-team-react-negati
/CodeandSolder/will-manifold-markets-take-steps-to


And if this pond is too small for you check out /CodeandSolder/whales-vs-pyramids-will-investors-a

Thanks to @Stralor for the idea:

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@CodeandSolder this donation was made before we were aware the SEC is looking into our operation and is completely unrelated! Also, thanks @IsaacKing for most of the remaining mana lol

Sadly due to a surprise visit from the SEC we can no longer operate this amazing operation. @SandwichQuotes congratulations on being The Bagholder, holding all 5 last slots, enjoy your mana! And thanks everybody for participating, it was a lot of fun. Due to our funds being frozen by the SEC refunds will not be possible.

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I'm all in

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Surely this won't end poorly

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Eh what the heck

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sure, added 100

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Pyramids are my favourite platonic solid

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Wow

If you enjoyed the Ponzi scheme you might enjoy: helping me find work! https://manifold.markets/CodeandSolder/will-this-market-help-us-find-a-har

(sorry for this, but the market isn't great right now)

I am not liking this one bit. @SirSalty I would be liking to request a refund for all of the mana I am putting in here and mod intervention. It is disgusting what is happening here!!!

This how I expect a ponzi scheme to go down

I should have paid out all the mana that was below min_payout before rugpulling the SEC raid, sorry for that, fortunaly the amounts are negligible

Sadly due to a surprise visit from the SEC we can no longer operate this amazing operation. @SandwichQuotes congratulations on being The Bagholder, holding all 5 last slots, enjoy your mana! And thanks everybody for participating, it was a lot of fun. Due to our funds being frozen by the SEC refunds will not be possible.

Due to the 10:1 devaluation the ponzi will end at a randomly chosen time in the next week with profits donated to a charity, invest now for a chance to be among the last lucky few!

@CodeandSolder ponzi scheme's over! It's time for the rugpull clause to activate

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This works, I have receipts.

Choo choo! The mana train is here, we are getting on it for the rides!

At this time the only thing worth joining for is the 250 insurance if you're one of the last 5 joiners, as I've been in here for 7 months and have yet to turn a profit! I'm about 70% there to break even 💸

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Ponzi time

are you also looking at creating a pyramid scheme?