if you like jimmy and noam you'll love DvD

/strutheo/will-dick-van-dyke-become-a-centena

/strutheo/which-of-these-four-celebrities-wil

let me just say i truly hate the person who started the rumor for later claiming her friend's hearsay as ACADEMIC SOURCES and the prewritten obit that came out AFTER her tweet as the news confirming it lmao . and they gained tons of followers off this of course. 🥲

just saw a tweet to the tune of "I hope Noam recovers well enough to read all of the tributes people have posted for him today"

imagine you're 95 and you're recovering from a stroke and your poor family is worried and caring for you and then they have to communicate with the world that you're not actually dead and it's just some bored moron confusing everyone for no reason.

They gained a lot of stupid followers. Those followers would be subscribed to other nonsense otherwise, so why does it matter?

Stupid followers are worth a lot of money.

Does this twitter user convert attention to money? How?

Maybe not this one ;)

… say the people betting on whether or not he will survive the year 😜

It's not hard to pivot to do so.

this might be one of the best tweets ever made ngl

for those who want to know why it jumped, some idiot on twitter started the rumor

https://x.com/Vestboy_Myst/status/1803159746679083192

I knew that it was going around Twitter and people have circulated fake death notices about him in the past, that's why I waited until it showed up somewhere theoretically checked and reputable but alas. but he had a massive stroke the other day and he's 95!

How much you want to bet some friend told her "didn't noam die? I saw something in the news " and she just ran with it before googling anything lol

@strutheo what's your problem?

@shankypanky I think chris is referring to the twitter user, not you!

oh jfc lol - this really felt like a passive aggressive message about me (here and on the other market) lmao

I didn't even click through to see it was a "she"

Oh no I was mad at her on Twitter already lmao sorry

lolol I was like "this fucking guy..." 😂😂 because I obviously struck too soon on asking you to resolve it and I thought you were being a bit of a bitch about it lol

Lmaooo

Sell order at 36%

"Noam Chomsky has not passed away. His wife Valeria has spoken to the editor of Jacobin Brazil."

https://x.com/Taj_Ali1/status/1803155177295454436

Someone claims they have spoken to Chomsky's wife over the phone to confirm that he is alive: https://x.com/safbf/status/1803154724415287513

Died today

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Noam_Chomsky&diffonly=true

Wikipedia seems to have changed his status back to "is" now

Of course he needs to bait us one last time. The power of genocide denial sustains his broken body.