And therefore I will tell you exactly what happened. And you’ll never hear it from me a second time because it’s actually too painful to tell. It was a warm beautiful day…

(from his RNC speech)

It must be a somewhat detailed retelling, spoken out loud to an audience, to count. Evidence must be posted in the comments to ensure that the example will count.

General policy for my markets: In the rare event of a conflict between my resolution criteria and the agreed-upon common-sense spirit of the market, I may resolve it according to the market's spirit or N/A, probably after discussion.