I remember Anna Nicole Smith was on Howard Stern and she'd never heard of 9-11

@DonutThrow

https://xkcd.com/1053/

https://manifold.markets/tftftftftftftftftftftftf/if-i-find-out-who-won-the-election

Arb opportunity

Arbing with how she found out

VERY IMPORTANT ALERT FROM MANIFOLD: trump won

@patrik lol. Just Direct Message him on Manifold, maybe they’ll get an email.

I beleive in u!

@eThAnbAi too bad he already abandoned social media for 2 weeks

@DivotltWhell He will fail unless he stays away from people the whole time too.

Hmm, getting interesting. Election got called early, but it seems like there aren't the same widespread protests from 2016. Market is rising ...

I'd love to hear what it's like to read twitter from paper. How important is scrolling for the experience? It sounds so off

ignorance is bliss

I heard a random guy talking about Kamala doing worse with women outside of my office today. I'm still convinced this isn't doable

In a shocking turn of events, @tftftftftftftftftftftftf just won the election.

Unfortunately they couldn't be reached for comment

Trump won

@NivlacM (this was the only option not already posted. Just trying to even out the noise)

Biden won his HEROIC write-in campaign to RETAKE his presidency that was WRONGFULLY stolen from him by COMRADE Kamala!!!111!!!

I'd like a mod to verify the camping footage /s

I’ll get my mana back somehow (totally not throwing mana into an endless pit)

RFK Jr won

Kamala won

I was going to troll and post who won, but instead I'll just recommend you get off manifold lol.

@TiagoChamba Pretty sure they are already off it.

I'm not a believer :)

@chilli

@tftftftftftftftftftftftf why are you on Manifold now!!! Get off before it's too late!!!