Will I poop my own pants by Dec 31, 2026? Must be a full poop, not a shart. Skirts, kilts, dresses, bodysuits, jeggings, and togas also count, if pooped in. Must be unintentional and outside of a hospital or my own bed. If someone pays me to perform the pooping, this does not count.

I have pooped my pants (according to these specifications) twice in my adult life, which spans the last 13 years.