I have been growing my beard out for the last six months or so. This question resolves Yes if I shave a significant portion of my beard off. A small trim does not count. I'll resolve this question in good faith. Because this is technically subjective, I will not make bets.

Some things about my life: married, two kids, happy. Self employed founder in stealth mode. I don't have any reason to shave anytime soon. I have mixed feelings about if I want to keep it. It's as long as it's ever been. Will I become a wizard, or will I shave it back? I will post monthly beard updates as evidence.