High Percent answer = Manifold would vote for Trump instead of this person
Low Percent answer = Manifold would vote for this person instead of Trump
Will be resolved by a poll for each option when the market closes.
This market is a backup market for the main one, and may have options restricted
See other for more options: /strutheo/who-would-have-to-be-running-for-ma
@Najawin repeating what I said in other threads below:
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Part of me suspects that the nature of an inanimate object elected might still influence things a bit because people could feel emboldened to make certain changes as a sort of worship towards a totem e.g. I suspect racial violence and oppression would increase at least a little under Washington's bones with the slavery sign on it, but wouldn't for the can of beans
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I mean I was assuming this was about using a time machine to get him from the height of his influence rather than exhuming his corpse lol
Maybe we should add the latter as another option though haha
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Also I was kinda salty about regular George Washington rating so well despite being a slave owner so I wanted to see what a more nightmarish unignorable version would rate as haha
@TheAllMemeingEye I mean, maybe, but it still shouldn't be >50%, b/c, uh, Trump being in office will raise racial violence too.
@TheAllMemeingEye We just gotta give him the clockwork orange anti-racism brainwashing, he'll be fine
@TheAllMemeingEye I can't reveal all the treatment (it's proprietary) but it starts with giving him ketamine and listening to Louis Armstrong's "What A Wonderful World"
@TheAllMemeingEye i think he would be reformable, unlike, say, jefferson, whose racial animus formed a core part of his identity
shaquille raushan o’neal would not lose to any single living eligible human being for potus.
shaq doesn’t run the world. but he could
@strutheo This can resolve YES. (Saddam was an option on both of these markets, and you just resolved the other one.)
@Anona01a9 Interesting question, would the Secret Service be obligated to help SCP-682 brake out of containment?
@Anona01a9 tbh I've never understood how a vat of acid was ever meant to contain it in the first place, isn't its main ability near-instant shape-shifting adaptations and regeneration?
Presumably as president it could order government forces to try to free it even if they wouldn't be automatically required to