https://manifold.markets/Robincvgr/will-tumbles-be-late-to-pay-back-a-82ANZSP0dP?play=true

Get protected!!! In the economics of today, I calling it the Tumblingnomics, mana is always tumbling around in the tumblers, some shake out, some gone stuck to the sides even. You do not know about it where it is going? Ring-a-ling-a-ding-dong!!! Call the racoon!!! He will take the fee, but it is 15% lower than any other option out there to protecting YOUR investment. Choose your own price. Choose the adventure! But do not be the sucker here today. Tumbles is the great mans, but here today, in the unprecedented times, you need some of the security. 🦝 🤑 Don't be the suckers!!!

@CryptoNeoLiberalist Rick the RISK raccoon saw his batman signal.

And this cool c̶o̶o̶n̶ raccoon has a big announcement that'll make ya swoon and is coming soon...

@crowlsyong heads up that c**n is a racial slur in some contexts lol

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/coon

@TheAllMemeingEye Well I didn't' know that. Why the heck....gah

I'll just always spell out raccoon.

🦝RISK is an equal opportunity insurance provider, we do not discriminate.

In hall of coin where whispers trade,

Where fate is bought and bets are laid,

There dwelt a craft, both sharp and sly—

Prediction’s game ‘neath seer’s sky.

No cards were drawn, no bones were cast,

But minds did duel with knowledge vast.

A market made of mortal thought,

Where questions sold and answers bought.

Then strode in Tumbles, bold yet lean,

With glint of hope and pockets keen.

He took a loan with eager hand,

To bet where wiser folk would stand.

“A little debt shall turn to gold,

For truths are known, and markets told.”

But fortune’s wind blew cold and wrong,

And Tumbles’ debts grew loud and long.

To pay the first, he begged a next,

Each time more gold, each term more vexed.

He climbed a stair of empty air,

Built tall with dreams and gambler’s prayer.

This tower grew, a dread device,

With every loan a greater price.

“Returns shall come,” he’d ever cry—

As watchers laughed and markets sly.

The folk gave name to this strange spell:

“The Tumbles Complex”—doom to dwell.

A show of debt, of risk, of fall,

A reckoning both grim and tall.

And now the jest that draws the crowd:

A market loud, a wager proud—

“Will Tumbles pay, or yet delay?”

The people bet. The watchers stay.

So mark this tale, ye bold of mind,

Let not false odds your fortunes bind.

For markets shift, and folly grows

Where hope is staked on what one knows.

@Henry38hw 👏

Updated estimation of profit spike if Pierre were to win the election today. (Election is April 28th. Estimation assumes loan markets fall to 5% chance of default.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

nice

@Tumbles ♋

@Tumbles I'm tempted to make a poll asking whether people who frequently make "69 nice" jokes have ever actually 69'd, with the prediction that there's a strong anti correlation haha

You guys know you can just bet on the canadian election yourselves instead of giving tumbles money to bet on the canadian election for you, right?

@Joshua i think the play may be to bet against tumbles there to give you a better price, hedged with the loan? idk

@Joshua and if he loses that bet, there is still an option/chance he finds money in a different way

@Joshua even if he loses his Canadian election bets I believe in Tumbles' ability to pay back his debt to me eventually

@Tripping @TheWabiSabi I won't be able to spend 10k USD on mana within the next couple months unless something very cool and surprising happens. But perhaps I could negotiate an ultra steep discount...

I should probably look ahead and start getting really flirty with Joshua. He seems like the most accessible admin to lovebomb and manipulate 🤔

@Joshua They're expecting another bailout

@Tumbles "perhaps I could negotiate an ultra steep discount..."

I may be able to provide you one in the near future ;)

@Mana Intriguing... mana from Mana themself...

@Tripping @TheWabiSabi perhaps there is another avenue for raising bailout funds....

@Tumbles sent

@Tumbles DM me, have some mana to share

@TheWabiSabi what terms, date and rate? thx

@Tumbles best to specify in payment note for transparency

@deagol it's added to the list. 2 weeks with a 3,3x'ish return.

@Tumbles Sent.

@Tumbles Triple mana? Sex is still on the table though right? Seems like the Tumbles offers are getting worse.

@HillaryClinton Sex is on a much longer timeframe, the triple is way higher APR

@Robincvgr Sex still better by my Math. The chances of a payoff are petty high if he wins either way.

@HillaryClinton Sex is off the table now, that only available for a week

@Tumbles there is no expiration date on your sex offer. I demand more sex.

@HillaryClinton Alright, since you asked so seductively, you can submit a sex loan if you wish